• Tue, Aug 27 2013

Kate Middleton Debuts Her ‘Stunningly Slim Post-Baby Body’ In Her Local Grocery Store Parking Lot

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Craig Harris/WENN.com

Kate Middleton may be able to officially cite “princess” as her occupation but she’s doing her own post-baby grocery shopping in her hometown of Anglesey, Wales. Given that she has recently birthed a child and has left her house, obviously a BIG round of post-baby body inspection is in order. But according to the tabloid’s arbitrary assessment of what constitutes an acceptable post-baby body, K Middy has passed with flying princess colors.

Us Weekly reports that the Duchess of Cambridge “revealed her stunningly slim post-baby body” at her local Waitrose supermarket. Obviously a head to toe survey of the Duchess’s entire appearance follows. Don’t forget to inspect every angle now:

Dressed casually in a white and black striped shirt, black skinny jeans, flats and her hair pulled up in a ponytail, Middleton showed off her thin frame (and completely flat stomach!) as she pushed a shopping cart in the store’s parking lot.

Lest that “completely flat stomach” WITH an exclamation point didn’t sanction K Middy’s body enough, “a source” says that the weight is just falling off of the Duchess like Miley Cyrus‘s clothes at the VMAs:

“She’s hardly done anything to lose the weight . . . She looks incredible,” a Middleton family source tells Us Weekly. “Kate’s still breastfeeding and the small weight she gained while pregnant has just melted off. She’s not dieting. After giving birth, she did continue with her yoga.”

Cue the ladies who say breastfeeding didn’t help them lose an ounce.

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  • Rachel Sea

    Shut up, US Weekly.

    • Koa_Beck

      X100000000000

  • Sundaydrive00

    And what harsh comments over on US Weekly. Some people claiming she must be wearing Spanx, other people claiming she’s a fat kid, and was chubby even before the wedding.

    Being a Princess would be awesome, but I don’t think I could handle the crazy scrutiny from people.

  • jec

    Her name is not Kate Middleton. Thank you.

    • Rachel Sea

      But K Middy scans better than Catherine Mountbatten-Windsor.

    • chickadee

      Cat Mountie?

    • xvala

      Kitty Cambridge for the win!

    • Cee

      Yet she will continue to live, in a castle no less

  • EmmaFromÉire

    Poor duchess catherine. Nobody deserves that level of scrutiny. Can She please just buy some fucking eggs without an examination?

  • chickadee

    I love the implication that she is an amazing, amazing person (who is probably superior to us mortals) because she’s *totally* thin and has “hardly done anything to lose the weight.” I guess she just awesomed it right off.

    • http://www.twitter.com/ohladyjayne allisonjayne

      HAHAHA she awesomed the weight off. Totally.

    • Koa_Beck

      Totally stealing this!

    • chickadee

      Well, I got it from Barney on HIMYM….

    • CrazyFor Kate

      Not to mention that if she ever gains a pound OMG A BABY YAY. Even though she probably just, like, exhaled or something.

  • C.J.

    Wow, she looks great! Good for her!

  • Eileen

    I don’t get these articles (not yours, the ones you’re commenting on). Don’t they know anything about, like, being pregnant and what it does to your body? As in “stretches out your uterus”? Kate looked slim throughout her whole pregnancy. Even the day after George was born, she had thin arms and legs – the only thing people latched onto was her tummy, which was only NOT flat because her uterus had just emptied itself of an 8.5 lb baby and was still stretched out. It’s now been a month, and breastfeeding definitely DOES help get the uterus back to normal, so it’s really unsurprising that she’s thin again.

  • Muggle

    Just think, 9 months ago everyone was wondering if she’d even carry to term, or if the baby would be healthy, because she was so thin.

    Women really can’t win either way.

  • 88Mwife

    As soon as I read this I thought of you Koa. My first thought was “I can’t wait to see what Koa has to say about that! Just you wait US Weekly!” And then I did an evil laugh in my head.

    • Koa_Beck

      Thank you for thinking of me! I am on constant K Middy post-baby body criticism watch.

  • Abby

    I love that you can see the Lansinoh breastpads sticking out of her shopping bag – those are the best!

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