• Fri, Aug 9 2013

No One Stopped This Over-The-Top Couple From Having Marathon Oral Sex Sessions On Plane

shutterstock_148908101__1376078932_142.196.156.251This story is so bizarre. Not just because two people felt totally comfortable performing oral sex on each other on a packed plane to Vegas – but because no one stopped them. What the heck? How is it that flight attendants can sense electronic devices on at the wrong time and a seat back a fraction of an inch off of where it is supposed to be – but can totally miss a fully erect penis with a woman’s mouth on top of it?

From The Smoking Gun:

According to a complaint filed this week in U.S. District Court, Jessica Stroble, 33, and Christopher Martin began getting frisky after an Allegiant Airlines flight departed Medford, Oregon for Nevada in late-June.

a passenger sitting across from the duo on the 90-minute flight observed Stroble “perform oral sex and manually stimulate the genitalia of a male passenger sitting in the window seat next to her.” After the act was completed, the witness watched as Stroble “wiped off her mouth while the male put his penis back inside his pants.”

Oh my God. You can read the link for all the details, but after snack service she did it again! And there were exposed breasts and more penis. As if flying isn’t uncomfortable enough. I don’t want to watch that. Seriously, I think I am going to print out the Smoking Gun story and have it made into a laminated card that I can carry with me onto the plane the next time I travel with my infant and toddler. Then next time my son throws a holy fit, instead of handing my seat mates earplugs like some considerate mothers do, I can hand them the laminated card assuring them it could be much, much worse.

To be fair, a flight attendant did try to stop them twice – but nothing could stand in the way of their love pressing needs for an inflight BJ.

Upon landing, Stroble and Martin were escorted off the plane and questioned by Las Vegas police. In a complaint filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Las Vegas, they were charged with engaging in “lewd, indecent, and obscene acts on an airplane.” If convicted, Stroble and Martin each face up to 90 days in jail and a fine.

 

(photo: Sergey Nivens/ Shutterstock)

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  • Kheldarson

    Don’t you get into the Mile High Club by doing that stuff in the restroom? I thought that was just one of the rules…

  • Ally

    So nobody said anything during or right after after the first round???

    • Iwill Findu

      And yet people get up in arms about women breastfeeding in public? WTF is wrong with people that this is somehow less offensive, and only the paid staff were the ones saying anything?

  • Aniangel

    I’m pretty sure I would have stood up to shout out my disapproval if I was witness. I love sex, even good porn, but on a plane, seriously?

  • http://wtfihaveakid.blogspot.ca/ jendra_berri

    And to think I just read a story about a woman shamed for breastfeeding on a plane.

    • Iwill Findu

      And now breast feeding ladies have a good go to come back when people try to shame them. “I could preform oral sex on my spouse if that would be less sexually offensive to you?” *clearly this would be said with a go F-yourself look*

  • katieb

    Ah yes, Medford. Sounds about right.

    I don’t know how other passengers didn’t throw a fit over this. I would have.

    • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

      I know, right?

    • Shea

      Bahaha, I’m from Ashland and that was my first thought too.

      I’m a terrible person.

  • Ptownsteveschick

    I feel like I would have needed to go a step further and just loudly scream BJ IN PROGRESS BJ IN PROGRESS and point until they quit. But from the sound of things, they are exhibitionists, so at the least my calling attention to them would speed things up.

    • Rachel

      I’d like to see how far exhibitionists are prepared to go for their self-involved fun times, though. I would start recording the antics on my cell phone, and tell them it was for youtube.
      Usually, the people who are happy to make flights/eating out in restaurants/movie theaters awkward for everyone, aren’t nearly as excited about the prospect of, say, their employers catching wind of their good times.

    • Shelly Lloyd

      Be very careful when video taping someone knocking the boots even if they are in public. A co-workers son is in deep legal trouble for whipping out his cell phone and recording a couple fooling around in a public park–the girl was underage and while her son thought he would be doing a service to the public by shaming the couple he is not facing a sexual predator charge and being labeled as dealing in kiddie porn.

      Like they say, no good dead goes un-punished.

      **Edit** Sorry Rachel, this post was suppose to be a reply toPtownsteveschick…I must have hit the wrong reply button. I need more coffee this morning.

    • Ptownsteveschick

      Taping would be gross cuz then it would be on whatever device I had used to tape them with and I would have to throw it in the garbage. I prefer just screeching loudly.

    • Smishsmash

      When I was in college, there was this guy who would hang out at the college stop and jerk off. One day, I happened to be very drunk in the station and saw him and so instead of just averting my eyes and walking on, I went over, pointed my hand like two inches from his cock and started laughing and yelling “hey everyone, he’s got his little peeper out! Everyone look at this idiot playing with his little peeper!” After that, he would leave the station every time he saw me. Success!

    • Magatha

      Yeah, I heard of a similar good response: “Oh my, that looks like a penis, only smaller!”

      Maybe it’s ’cause I’m kind of old, but there’s no way I’d have even tried to ignore those people. I’d have been “OMG, you’re sucking his lil winkie? On a plane? Where people can see you? Stop it right this minute. Stop it, you’re disgusting, etc.” Until they stopped, or until I got closer and could pretend they splashed some “hair gel” on me, then I’d start yelling about a citizen’s arrest for assault with a noxious substance. But I would not shut up. See, this is where I would invoke the Old Lady Privilege. “They thought she was invisible…until she started yelling, and the very fabric of reality was rent asunder.”

  • Music Mamma

    And families with crying babies are escorted off planes?!

  • Paul White

    I usually carry my camera on a plane; I’d be taking videos on it and seeing if I could ID them and post it up on the net. I mean, I usually wouldn’t but obviously they’re OK with it being public so…

  • Mike Oxlong

    Someone getting an airplane hummer is no comparison to disruptive screaming kids!! Sure it might be lewd, but if I can’t hear them then I got the peaceful flight I paid for!!