• Mon, Jul 29 - 11:30 am ET

Fergie’s Baby Shower Sounds Like It Totally Did Not Suck Due To Booze And Drag Queens

fergietwitterWhenever I read about celeb baby showers and Koa my mean boss my lovely boss makes me write about them my eyes always kinda glaze over because the majority of celebrity baby showers sound SUCKY. Totally boring. But not so with Fergie, and maybe I’m sort of Fegie-biased because:

Fergie used to be a meth addict

And her song Fergalicious turns her stage name into an ADJECTIVE.

I’m sorry, and all though I’m not a huge fan of her music, that shit’s hilarious and I am going to ONCE AGAIN try and make this happen IN MY LIFE where I say stuff to my family like:

I did a good job on dinner, this meatloaf is Evealicious. 

But anyway, back to this baby shower biz, according to People.com:

Early on Fergie took the mic to announce, “Woo! It’s my baby boy’s first party!” and, appropriately, Adam Lambert arrived as “Let’s Hear it for the Boy” played.

Dad-to-be Duhamel was also on hand among guests including Kelly Osbourne, Julianne Hough, Ru Paul, Lance Bass, Adam Lambert, Molly Sims, Gabriel Aubry and Matthew Mosshart.

In addition to serving Fergie’s own Ferguson wine, the bar offered Patron Ferg-aritas. Guests sipped their beverages through black and white striped or polka dot straws adorned with little flags with musical notes. The four-tiered cake stayed with the black, white and blue theme – one layer had blocks spelling out “BABY” and a teddy bear with Xs for eyes rested at the pinnacle. Teal and clear balloon animals were being made for the kids while bags of blue and white candies were taken home by the kid in others!

 

SO I don’t really care about the guest list but how rad would it be if Ru Paul came to your baby shower?! And even though I know next to nothing about him, look at Perez Hilton and his ridic adorable baby boy!

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(Photo: Instagram)

Plus, they served BOOZE to the guests and they had a drag show performance. I want to go to there. Most celeb baby showers sound like total yawnfests but booze and candy and RuPaul? LUCKY.

I have no idea why, considering I’m a super fancy parenting writer, I have not been invited to a celebrity baby shower yet. Maybe celebrities are sending me invitations and Koa is hiding them from me. Maybe Koa went to this baby shower and got a bag of candy! KOA ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

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  • LadyClodia

    That sounds like an awesome party, let alone baby shower! I love RuPaul!

    • http://www.facebook.com/valerisexton.jones Valeri Jones

      I love Perez Hilton, too. I would LOVE IT if the two of them teamed up and threw MY baby shower.

      KOA – MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ohladyjayne allisonjayne

    Hell yes to booze at baby showers. And birthday parties! I mean, not if you’re doing bowling at the rec centre or whatever. Or if there are folks in recovery you need to be concerned about, obviously. But yeah…we had a lot of people tell us our baby shower was ‘so cool’ because we had beer and wine and punch. *shrug* …. just because I (the incubating one) couldn’t drink doesn’t mean everyone else can’t be trusted to enjoy a beverage. A delicious, cold, boozy beverage.
    Damnit now I want a beer. And a good drag show.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      me threeeeee

  • Amber Starr

    Knowing my awesome momma, who is in charge of my baby shower (to be held in late October), I’m hoping for a super fun time. I did request that there would be no booze….not because I’m a prude, but there is a history of alcoholism in both familes and I don’t wanna end up with someone getting a stiletto to the face.

    Drag queens are HELLA welcome, though!