The 10 Most WTF Baby Shower Cakes

Baby shower cakes can be integral part of the entire baby shower execution. It often times doesn’t matter how many crappy games that your hosts insist that you play or how you, or your family, plan to arrange those plastic kitschy babies. One questionable cake order/preparation can determine the entire mood of your event. Which means that the vibe can get really awkward once you start giving pacifiers to woodland creatures and sculpting c-sections into icing.

1. Because nothing says HAPPY BABY like a feminine turtleturtle baby shower cake(photo: sinfullysweetbakeshop)

2. Somebody killed that ugly stroller you had on your registry and made a cake out of it

baby stroller cake(photo: Baby Shower Ideas)

3. A yonic pea in the pod. Sure

pea in the pod baby shower cake

(photo: Baby Shower Ideas)

4. SEAL CAKE because YOLO

seal baby shower cake

(photo:  mkuebler5)

5. Does this girly ladybug get your maternal hormones pumping?

lady big baby shower cake

(photo: Sweetcheeks Cookies and Cakes – Danielle)

6. How about some full on birthing on that icing?

nicole-richie-instagr.am_(photo: twitter)

7. And for the lady who has a scheduled c-section

baby shower cake awful


(photo: twitter)

8. From multiple angles!

vaginal birth baby shower cake

(photo: twitter)

9. Let’s hope it’s not red velvet on the insidesleeping baby cake

(photo:  Cakes by Occasion)

10. Somebody used your baby shower cake as an excuse to give their teddy bear a recital

teddy bear baby shower cake

(photo:  It’s All About the Cake)

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    • Rachelle

      NUMBER 7 FTW! Minutia, never forget the second hole!

    • Rachel Sea

      I don’t think that’s a c-section.

    • SDA

      The strawberries were a bit to much (especially for a cake that was ALREADY too much)…and yeah, I don’t think that was a C-section judging by the chocolate sprinkled pubes.

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      • Helen Hyde

        I agree it doesn’t look like a csection… But if its not a csection, then what in gods name is the strawberry supposed to be? I am scared…

      • Rachelle

        Mmmmmmmm NOW THAT’S PLACENTA I’D ACTUALLY EAT!!!!! #nomnomnom

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      • chickadee

        Nope. It’s just the largest and least anatomically correct Cake Vagina ever. Plus the role of blood clots in this cake will be played by strawberries.

      • chickadee

        This is CLEARLY a c-section cake. I found it on Cake Wrecks…

        Also, the other is simply gross. And is also from Cake Wrecks.

      • Manda81305

        Ok = I just lost my lunch….wtf?

      • kitten

        agreed. that is most assuradly a vag

      • Abby

        And the chocolate spinkle butt-hole…

    • LiteBrite

      Actually I thought the first few were pretty cool, especially #1. I have a friends who bakes cakes as a side living, so I understand the work that goes into it.

      But #6, #7, and #8 made me go, “Ummmmmm……uhhhhhhh……”

    • Courtney Lynn

      Whatever happened to “Congratulations, [name here]!” on a cake?

    • vron

      Is it just me or does #6 seem oddly sexual? Its making me beyond uncomfortable.

      • Rachel Sea

        The biggest problem I have with 6 is that no one would give birth on that rug. You would never, ever get it clean, and you’d have a hell of a time explaining to the workers at the dump why you were throwing away a rug with a giant bloody stain.

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      • Zoe

        Yeah, she’s definitely enjoying it…

    • Cee

      How do you even eat the birth/baby crowning cakes? “Yea’ I’ll the slice with the pubes, are those chocolate sprinkles or frosting?”

    • Becky Worthman

      I can’t unsee this.

    • Zach Rosenberg

      Oh god, have you seen this one?

      My wife still can’t watch that cake being cut.

      • Rachel Sea

        Wow. I am not squeamish, but that was not easy to watch. I flinched when the knife went in.

      • Zach Rosenberg

        Me too! My wife turns into a sobbing mess. I flinch, but when my wife starts crying, it pulls me out of my knee-jerk. Of course, then my wife starts laughing too and we forget the video’s even on.

      • chickadee

        I just laughed. My husband is probably calling social services right now.

    • Valeri Jones

      Is #9 supposed to be an INFANT?! Because it looks like one of the seven dwarves.

    • chickadee

      Numbers 6, 7, and 8 are very no. VERY.

      I kind of like the turtle and the seals. At least it’s not pubes and a smiling vagina. Or a clitoral peapod.

    • Véronique Houde

      I think I remember number 6 as being Nicole Richie’s cake when she hosted a shower for one of her friends – it was one of her crude jokes ;)

    • DMH

      I need to call my mother and thank her for ordering a sheet cake with a stork and “congratulations” written on it.

    • Renee J

      I don’t know if I’ll eat strawberries again. And I like strawberries.

    • Sarah

      EW WHY!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

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