Kim Kardashian hasn’t slapped North West on a tabloid cover just yet as Kris Jenner tries to punk her audience with a stunt baby. Nor has Kim hitched a product endorsement to the bumper of her “post-baby body” narrative and tried to shill us all Weight Watchers or some such nonsense. Nope, looks like Kim Kardashian made her post-baby body reveal like many ladies do — in their vehicles.
RadarOnline reports that the new mother was “recently spotted” in public with North West, because even if you are famous, sometimes ladies actually like to leave the house with their newborns. Of course, this imbues any randomo on the street — or rather an “onlooker” — to instantly make assessments regarding your post-baby body progress:
According to an onlooker, Kim was out and about in Southern California some time in the last few days, keeping a low profile and avoiding paparazzi by tooling around town in her nanny/helperâ€™s car that looks anything but what Kim is accustom to!
â€śKim looks amazing, she really does. Sheâ€™s dropped a lot of theÂ babyÂ weight alreadyâ€¦not to say she still doesnâ€™t have a ways to go, but she looked slim and was glowing,â€ť the onlooker revealed.
â€śAs for the baby, Kim and her helper kept a blanket over Northâ€™s car seat so nobody could catch a glimpse.â€ť
Nanny/helper? I assume the driver wasn’t waving a sign back and forth that says “I”M THE NANNY JUST FYI.” Oh please let it be that Kim Kardashian just accosted some nice lady in the Starbucks parking lot and asked to ride in her Corolla for an afternoon so she could feel the breeze on her post-baby face.