Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To Baby Girl

shutterstock_128413619__1371329461_142.196.156.251The baby Yeezus is here! The baby Yeezus is here!

Okay. Not the official name. Kim Kardashian has reportedly given birth to a healthy baby girl, five weeks short of her due date – with Kanye West by her side. The couple welcomed the baby at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The original due date for the baby was July 11 – but she came a month early.  A source at the hospital told Us Weekly, ”Kim had her baby. She’s five weeks early. Kim got sick last night and had the baby early.” The source added, “They’re all doing great and amazing!”

KIm confirmed that they were having a girl on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Do you think this birth will appear on air as well? We shall see.

I wonder if she had that c-section we were speculating about this morning? I wonder how long it will take Weight Watchers to approach her with some multi-million dollar deal to lose her baby weight? I wonder if the baby will leave the hospital in a leopard-print onesie? The suspense is killing me!

All kidding aside, I hope the news is right and their little bundle of joy is healthy. Congratulations Kim and Kanye.

UPDATE: Still no official name, weight, or pictures. The only thing we know is that she will live a life of complete awesomeness at all times. Beauty, truth, awesomeness.

(photo: karen roach/ Shutterstock)

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    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      what the ffffffff… OK, that’s it, I swear, if I don’t get to announce The Duchess’s spawn I will cry. So not only did Yeezus get leaked early, this baby got leaked early

      • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

        ahahaha! The baby Yeezus was born on my watch!

      • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

        This is bull. I hope you are happy.

      • http://www.whatwouldshethink.com/ Rachelle

        @mariaguido:disqus I suggest you change the headline to “So not only did Yeezus get leaked early, this baby got leaked early”.

        Best. Headline. Ever.

      • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

        IF I WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND TO COVER THIS I WOULD HAVE GOD MARIA GET WITH IT

      • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

        You are both terrible. Which, of course, is why I love you.

      • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

        I read that people are placing bets on the baby name, we need to get in on this hot cash action Maria. We can turn Mommyish into a betting pool!

    • Cee

      I’m putting my money on Kadence or Kash Kow

      • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

        Oh now I wanna have a baby so I can name it Kash Kow :(

      • CrazyFor Kate

        Oh my god, I just KNOW they’ll ride the publicity train all the way and call her Kimye. Luckily she probably won’t have the weirdest name in her class, considering baby names these days…

      • Justme

        Watch them name her Susan or Elizabeth or something else utterly common.

      • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

        I suggest you get to work trademarking that name, stat.

      • http://www.whatwouldshethink.com/ Rachelle

        My vote is for Konda Leezza. Get it? See what I did there? Gold.

    • http://www.whatwouldshethink.com/ Rachelle

      Would it make me a total bitch (since I have no idea what precipitated the birth of their daughter and hope they are both okay, but for shits and giggles:) to wonder out loud if Kim wanted to one up every Mom out there and birth Kanye’s child on time for Father’s Day cause she didn’t know how to out-do his baby shower gift?

      Just sayin’.

    • Véronique Houde

      What about Kardinal West. Get it? haha

    • Rachel Sea

      5 weeks is early enough that she’s likely in the NICU. Photos probably won’t happen until they’re positive that she’s going to be okay.

      • kitten

        agreed, 5 weeks is techincally a preemie

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