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Husband Arrested For Biting His Pregnant Wife’s Bum During An Argument That I Really Need To Know The Details Of

vampire manTimes are stressful for new parents. Even if you’ve already got one in the house, there’s a lot to get straight before welcoming new life. Mounting stress over bills, impending birth arrangements, adjustments to work schedules, and possibly even the guilt over taking some attention off your older kids. That being said, nothing warrants or excuses chomping on your pregnant wife’s behind during even the most noxious fights.

ClickOrlando.com reports that a 30-year-old man named Stepfon Muse was arrested for biting his pregnant wife’s butt during a spousal spat in their car:

Stepfon Muse was arrested Wednesday on charges of aggravated battery after Palm Bay police investigated the incident and found a visible bite mark on the woman’s buttocks.

Palm Bay police said Muse and his wife got into a heated argument near the intersection of San Filippo Drive and Foundation Parkway.  Police said the woman tried to get out of the car, but Muse restrained her and hit her on the arm before biting her.

What pray tell leads to that kind of spousal abuse? If Stepfon had been a 3-year-old who kept unbuckling his car seat or something, I could envision some random tush biting. But a 30-year-old grownup?  Was she threatening to take his toy trains away or something?

(photo: Isabell Schatz / Shutterstock)

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  • Alex Lee

    I’m only going to mention this because it came from the attending physician treating my wife’s cat-bite:

    Human bites are the WORST.

    Take that as you will. We don’t even have anything cool like envenomating fangs or poison sacs. Yet we seem to surpass dogs when it comes to bite-damage and infection (and have you seen what some dogs eat?)

    Get well soon, Momma Muse. Hope you and Stepfon can get some much-needed counselling and turn the other cheek.

    • Abendwind

      I think it’s because humans have more bacteria in their mouths.

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  • Rachel

    Can you imagine being the responding officer to that scene?

  • hexxuss

    What the… ?! I keep wondering if she used the expression “bite my a$$” (I’ve heard people say that instead of kiss) and he just took it literally? Can’t see the arm hitting, etc tho. If she doesn’t want to stay in the car, she’s not going to – get over it control freak.