LeAnn Rimes is a troll. There, I said it. This woman is now just doing everything in her power to really piss Brandi Glanville off, not that I think it takes a whole lot to accomplish this feat. She recently gave an interview to US Weekly where she basically sprinkled the entire conversation with statements that I’m sure will be coming to a Twitter feud feed near you, so let’s start!
“We talk about having kids all the time and I would love to, but it’s gonna be a second,” Rimes tells Us Weekly. “I’m still young and fertile — it’s all good!”
She is totally humblebragging about her fresh as a daisy uterus here, which I’m sure is probably meant to give Brandi, with her ten-years-older womb, a moment to contemplate how at age 40 her reproductive system isn’t as sparkly and pristine as LeAnn’s. That’s right, LeAnn is young and fertile so she can have kids anytime she wants, with your ex Brandi.
”I was just with the kids for the last two days taking care of them on my own, and trust me . . . I have a newfound respect for working moms who do it all by themselves,” Rimes admits. “It was my birth control for a little bit — so overwhelming!”
So she was with the kids? ALONE? I’m sure that’s not going to sit well with Brandi. And LeAnn mentioning “birth control” is just a happy little reminder that her and Eddie Cibrian are totally doing it, constantly. Possibly while the kids are in the other room.
Rimes, 30, doesn’t mind being outnumbered 3-to-1 when Cibrian has custody of the kids. “It’s fun to be around boys,” explains the singer, whose new album Spitfire is out June 4. “You get to do things that I didn’t necessarily get to do and haven’t gotten to do in a long time. With two boys around, I usually don’t get out of shorts and a T-shirt because we’re rolling around most of the time and jumping on a trampoline. I love it!
Man, I don’t even need to point this out. She is wearing SHORTS and a T-SHIRT and jumping on a trampoline and rolling around. This is not co-parenting. This is a 1980′s Whitesnake video. She may as well say:
On hot days the boys and I like to wash our own cars. I’ll put on a bikini and spend a lot of time sudsing up the hood and afterwards we all make our own ice cream sundaes. Sometimes Eddie will squirt whipped cream on my mouth and he licks it off and the boys all think this is super fun.
I’ve said before that I think the feud between the two of these ladies is really lame, but now I’m starting to sort of have a bit of sympathy for Brandi here. It can’t be easy reading about LeAnn with her fancy uterus and trampoline.