3. Taking a shower. Its best to resign yourself to the life of an ascetic hermit or more precisely a homeless bum who wears the same spit-up covered pajamas and eschews worldly things such as personal hygiene. This way you won’t be disappointed when, after breastfeeding, you finally do escape into the warm arms of hot running water and coconut smelling shampoo that reminds you of the folly of your youth and exotic travel. But then your partner opens the door holding your little love-nugget and sweetly intones “The princess is hungry.” Princess? Since you met your partner there has only been one princess on the block and that is you. You now realize that your title has just been confiscated.