I know so little about Amanda Bynes save for the fact she enjoys wearing interesting wigs and telling Drake she wants him to “murder her vagina.” But what I do know is that she officially needs her Twitter taken away because she tweeted at Rihanna that Chris Brown beat her because she “isn’t pretty enough.” I missed this Twitter tirade because I was watching that amazing new HBO show about Liberace called Behind TheÂ CandelabraÂ (This is my thinly veiled attempt to get you guys to discuss this movie with me, which I found fabulous) but TMZ has the dirty for us:
Bynes tweeted — and quickly deleted — “@rihanna Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.”Â She followed that up with another insult — about wanting to name her dog Rihanna. It’s unclear what set her off.
Rihanna awesomely replied with:
This sucks so hard because no matter what type of train wreck she is or what sort of problems Bynes is having, you don’t say something this awful to another woman ever. My co-worker Carinn Jade has suggested that Amanda Bynes come live with me because I would ground her forever and get her the help she needs and also make her volunteer at a battered woman’s shelter. I recently read somewhere that Bynes is worth a gazillion dollars ( around eight million) so can’t she afford to go somewhere exotic and amazing and get the help she desperately needs all the while sunning on a beach and eating delicious snacks? Oh celebrities, I do not understand you.
Now I think I have to spend my day tweeting domestic abuse statistics at Amanda Bynes to make her understand how awful what she said was. I was feeling sorry for her but now I think she isn’t a very nice person.