Ewww – Adam Brody Said Filming Sex Scenes With Pregnant Kristen Bell Was ‘Like Having A Three-Person Scene’

ng kristen bell 240113I’m a big fan of Kristen Bell. I love how open and honest she is about her pregnancy. I love her amazing reaction to birthday sloths. I love how when there is a stupid rumor about her she turns it into Twitter hilarity. And it totally creeps me out that her House Of Lies co-star Adam Brody told the following to E Online:

The mom-to-be gets steamy in the next few episodes with Adam Brody, who guest stars as the owner of an adult toy company.

“She was very pregnant,” Brody told me while promoting his indie drama, Some Girl(s), at SXSW. “I like to say it was sort of a three-person scene.”

“If it wasn’t Kristen, it would have been incredibly awkward,” he continued. “Well, it was still a little awkward, but she’s just such a warm and open friendly person.”

 

So yeah, ya know, compare your on-screen love scenes to having a threesome. Barf. I guess it would have been worse had he said that he was really into it or something, but  as a woman who has housed babies in her own body I sort of never thought about them actually being there when I was getting busy. Now that I think about it, when I was having sex there were other peoples there! But I think the majority of pregnant women who are having sex while pregnant don’t think about the fact there is another human in the bed (kinda) unless they are being all paranoid about the baby being injured during intercourse, which I think the majority of us know can’t happen. I think we all sort of block the whole other human thing out while having sex during pregnancy, don’t we? It’s like there, but we don’t think about it being there.

Sex and pregnancy is so weird because on one hand, we have all this weird pregnant woman fetish porn (and no, am so not linking you guys to fetish pregnant porn websites, use your google machine for that) and on the other hand, some women hate the idea of having sex while pregnant because they are exhausted and feel cumbersome and some women love it because being pregnant makes them feel more sensual and sexual.Wait, that is technically three hands. All I know is that even though I personally find pregnant women beautiful I think it’s creepy that like, people who aren’t partnered with pregnant people find them HOT, like in the case of viewing porno featuring strange pregnant women. But don’t ask me, I’m obviously not the pregnant woman porno target audience, and I prefer to think of Kristen Bell, even though she is hot, losing her shit over sloths.

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    • TheLily

      What a weird thing to say. I don’t entirely understand it, but I guess he might be edging into Fifty Shades territory and maybe the baby likes it? I hate myself so much for actually typing that out!

      Kristen Bell, though, is the cutest thing ever and I think she’s awesome. I also think it’s awesome that you have three hands.

      • Makabit

        I just hope that by ‘three person scene’ he means it was like having three actors. “And Kristen’s baby, as The Bump”. And not that it was in any way like a three-way. Because that would be disturbing beyond words.

      • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

        It was during sex scenes, so there ya have it.

    • AS

      It was very awkward of him to say that. HOWEVER, I was acutely aware of the baby “being there” when I was having sex while pregnant. I didn’t feel like she would be hurt, but when someone is kicking you before and after, kinda hard to forget! I was always terrified she would kick during because that would be so freaky!

      • SusannahJoy

        Seriously! It’s really hard for me to feel sexy and forget about being pregnant when I have this tiny thing rolling around in my stomach and kicking so hard that my husband can see it.

    • Eileen

      At least he said “three-person scene,” not “threesome.” And, you know, if the baby were kicking during the scene, I can see how it might be a little more awkward, especially since she’s not his wife/girlfriend and so he didn’t have a couple of months of, “she’s pregnant, but it’s not doing anything noticeable yet.”

    • jsterling93

      I think he was making a joke about how pregnant she was and the fact that since he isn’t the daddy it was a bit weird to be trying to act around the belly. I’ve heard enough stories about actual fathers being freaked out that the idea of a person not involved at all being unnerved just does not strike me as weird.

    • geckomommy

      I haven’t watched last night’s episode yet, but I don’t think Kristen is showing at all based on the previous episodes. So he must have just known she was pregnant, not had to “work around the belly” or anything like that. It’s not creepy, just an off-hand comment about how it’s awkward to have a sex scene with a pregnant woman who isn’t your wife/girlfriend.

    • Byron

      I think this is kind of a double standard.

      On the one hand we have pregnant women feeling like sex presented as normal, on the other hand we have guys who feel like having sex with pregnant women characterized as “creepy”.

      Now, I personally don’t find pregnant women sexually attractive but then again I’m young and not married and stuff, so I may if I end up in a place where my partner is pregnant. Either way though, you need to be attracted to someone to have sex with them. You would call a guy a jerk if he didn’t want to have sex with his wife cause she was pregnant but on the other hand the guys who do are somehow creepy or have odd fetishes or something. I really don’t see any way in which guys can do right here.

      Would going through with sex without really wanting to and without actually being attracted to your wife be the right reaction here? Because sometimes that’s nearly impossible for some people, depending on the level of turnoff that a disproportionally large stomach is to each person.

      • Daisy

        She did specify pregnant women other than their own partner, namely total strangers in pregnancy porn. So I’m pretty sure she meant it’s a good thing if men find their own partner attractive while pregnant, just a little weird if they get turned on by pregnant women in general. Hope that clears that up :)