• Fri, Mar 1 2013

I Don’t Think Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Because Her Baby Bump Keeps Vanishing

Kim Kardashian MeetingKim Kardashian isn’t pregnant. There. I said it. Because these new photographs of her compared to previous photographs of her prove it. There is no way this lady can be pregnant unless she is wearing some super skinny girdle-including shaper skinny jeans that include a tummy-tightening material across the abdomen and she is also wearing Spanx.

I hate pregnancy conspiracy theories but I’m all on board this conspiracy train because I called it. When it turns out that Kim hired a surrogate or something you can all thank me for this.  Compare the photograph of Kim in black taken about a week ago with the photograph of her wearing white taken yesterday.

Kim Kardashian leaves the gym
So either she has some weird magical vanishing baby bump or else she isn’t pregnant.

And according to a new report from Radar Online, she never had problems getting pregnant to begin with:

“Kim’s supposed fertility problems were no where near as dire as she made them out to be,” a source tells Radar. “Yes, her estrogen levels were low, but she had been on the pill for a very, very long time. She was in a healthy normal range though, given she had been on birth control.

“Kim’s doctor assured her that once she had been off the pill for a few months she shouldn’t have any issues conceiving. Kim absolutely does not have fertility issues like Khloe. Kim is going to be grilled over the claims she made by Kris’ attorney at her upcoming deposition, because they believe this goes to the core of their case against her — that’s she’s willing to lie and manipulate the truth for the sake of her career. This could seriously damage Kim’s credibility and bolster Kris’ case that he was duped into marrying her.”

 

Now, I know that every woman shows differently and maybe it’s just the way Kim is photographed above that make her look not really pregnant, but this all seems sort of fishy to me. It’s a Kardashian Konspiracy! I hope after the baby is born we get to see pics of the placenta or some other evidence, like a two-hour Kim and Kanye childbirth/concert special to put my conspiracy theory to rest!

(Images: WENN)

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  • Fabel

    “There is no way this lady can be pregnant unless she is wearing some
    super skinny girdle-including shaper skinny jeans that include a
    tummy-tightening material across the abdomen and she is also wearing
    Spanx.”

    The sad thing is that’s what I think she IS doing?? Come on, I was all on board for Beyonce’s fake pregnancy, but this might be the real thing ;)

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      Fabel, you dream ruiner! :)

  • http://twitter.com/paticamelo Patrícia Camelo

    Oh brother. Here we go again. Seriously? She looks pregnant as hell to me – in both shots. I never thought this would happen, but I’m going to defend a Kardashian: lay off her. Seriously.

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      Oh so not fair! I have never been able to have my own fake pregnancy conspiracy theory! stop dashing my dreams! :(

    • jen

      I totally agree. Not pregnant. Famewhore. Piss taker.

  • alice

    it’s probably just because she’s finally wearing a size that fits her.

  • Teresa

    This is the funniest & the most RIDIC article I’ve EVER read. Some1 is very bored & needs another story line…like soon!
    Why don’t you try writing something else, celeb gossip isn’t for you…seriously!

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      Gasp. Have you NOT seen my amazing coverage of Kanye West and his fat pregnant face?!

    • alice

      but it IS a funny article!

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      I think people forget how Kim got famous to begin with? HA!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1437863268 Christine Saunders

    don’t be stupid. she’s pregnant and looks it in both shots. clothing color, cut and shape will modify the way a person looks.

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      Black is slimming, in black she looks pregnant. white makes most people look huge, in white she looks so NOT pregnant.

  • Eileen

    Her body looks pretty much the same in both pictures, I think. And while I’ll believe her if she says she’s pregnant – first baby, not very far along – she doesn’t really “look pregnant” in either.

  • Cee

    Shes gestating the creature in her butt. Have you seen how big THAT is getting now?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/helen.donovan.31 Helen Donovan

    Not sure if pregnant or not but that is some awful camel-toe in the black pants pic. And please don’t encourage any more placenta pictures on the ‘net. Never thought I’d encourage anyone to eat a placenta, but if the option is me seeing it on the ‘net and news for a couple of days, I say bon appetit Kim.

  • Berker

    Haha – did you see today’s article on US Weekly’s website? It’s almost as if she wrote it in response to your post. “Some days my baby bump really shows, and some days it doesn’t… so I never really know what I’m going to look like.”

  • Steph

    No, she is pregnant. My first pregnancy my stomach would go from flat to firm pooch in the course of a day, depending on what I ate. I didn’t even look pregnant at ALL until five months, then my belly got super big, super fast. It was annoying to hear people question if I was pregnant all the time. Then once I got big, I regretted getting pissy

    • rgirl

      Kim is already five months along–that is–if she isn’t lying about her early July due date. I have a friend who is pregnant a due around the same time. There is no hiding it without big blousy shirts. I am suspicious of Kim—Just saying.

  • Kathy G

    I never thought I would defend a Kardashian either, but with everyone talking about how fat she is, maybe she is wearing maternity spanx. Or maybe she had a miscarriage.

  • stephkornblum

    In all seriousness I thought it was the Octomom in the picture of her wearing all black for a good second…

  • kat

    And yet my non-pregnant, fat ass gets asked once a year when I am due! haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/azariaj Jay Yon-li

    Eve. Is this article a joke? You know that she is pregnant unless this is sarcasm. Im ashamed of people who judge kim for her sex tape yet use her and her unborn baby to write fake articles. I really hope you’re not getting praised for writing these kind of articles. Journalism at his lowest. Sarcasm is my first language but It makes you feel like an idiot when there is no substance to what you’re saying.

    • BrendaKilgour

      “Journalism at his lowest. Sarcasm is my first language”

      Well, it certainly isn’t English.

      Based on your “interesting” syntax, you should probably wear a helmet when you read this website.

  • Cosign

    Please see how prominent her fake belly is now in the Tyler Perry movie red carpet pics, most recent…there’s only one way that brother big so short time-she is NOT pageant

  • parischic

    only a blithering idiot would believe this fraudster is pregnant …high-larious how desperate she is for attention….

  • Someone who notices

    I’m glad someone else said it… she is supposedly 6 months along, it makes no sense, she doesn’t look pregnant at all. All those baby bump stories and pics are ridiculous – it looks like she is wearing padding over her stomach. Something is very off about it all.

  • Barb

    Kim’s not pregnant has anybody seen the cover of her in the April cosmopolitan magazine and she planning to delivery her baby in Paris? Maybe her surrogate lives thier.

  • fancyzebra

    She looks fat, not pregnant.

  • Kim is hot pregnant

    The one in the black is hot