So the rumor mill is freaking the freak this morning because Kanye West and his
beard baby mama Kim Kardashian are said to be expecting a baby girl. This report comes to us from Us Weekly and they say:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively.
“They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl.”
So yay for them? Are we excited about this news? I’m not quite sure how we feel about this yet. I have a feeling we don’t really care. But I will tell you what I do care about and that is:
“If anyone knows Kanye, they just know how into fashion he is, and I think he’s going to have things specially made,” Kim said of the rapper and fashion designer on Jimmy Kimmel Live in January. “So I don’t think hand-me-downs are going to work.”
Ew. That is so lame. Especially in this economy when so many people rely on hand-me-downs to clothe their children. I mean yeah, I’m so happy that Kim and Kanye have all the monies and they can afford to clothe their offspring in diamond-encrusted diapers and cashmere onesies but come on! That is just so tacky. What if her sister wanted to give her something that Penelope wore that was cherished and adorable? Kim and Kanye would just accept it and smile and toss it in the garbage bin as soon as Kourtney turned her back? Tacky tacky tacky. My daughter gets a lot of things from one of her best friends because her friend is a year older and a size bigger and she loves wearing them because they remind her of her friend and she is always so excited to be wearing something that she inherited. I don’t see anything wrong with wearing hand-me-downs especially if they are cute and in good condition.
Maybe this is why I don’t have my own reality show! And now I have totally decided that Kim and Kanye will name their new daughter “Kashmere.”
Because they are all klassy like that.