prince williamWhile some would have you believe that Kate Middleton felt relaxed and rested after her babymoon to Mustique, new make-believe nonsense tabloid reports say that the Duchess of Cambridge is anything but stress-free. She’s been driven to supreme annoyance by Prince William‘s incessant worrying and coddling. I hope Kate isn’t looking for any sympathy though, because over-protective dads-to-be are the absolute cutest!

Random people who have never met a member of the royal family Tabloid sources claim that Wills is completely paranoid about his young wife’s health and safety. Even more, they say that his OCD ways wrecked the couple’s vacation. So much for the “tanned and healthy-looking” line that the palace was trying to sell. ShowbizSpy says,

“Kate was ecstatic about relaxing before the birth of their first child, but William became paranoid that she might contract some weird disease from bacteria in the local foods. So he brought along an extra security staffer, whose sole duty was to oversee and supervise kitchen staff — making sure all fruits, vegetables, fish, chicken, etc., were properly scrubbed.

“The Prince even flew in crates of their favorite bottled water from England — the resort’s bottled water was deemed not good enough.

“His paranoia was driving Kate quite mad, but she went along with his demands — until the day he forbade her to join her family for a fun night out at a local bistro. He told her he was fearful because he wouldn’t be able to inspect the way her food was being prepared!

“While Kate truly appreciates William’s concern, his overprotective ways definitely put a bit of a damper on the vacation.”

You see overprotective, I see a doting husband (and the kind of cuteness that makes me feel all warm and tingly inside). I’ve been accused of being jealous of Kate Middleton before, and I have to say that it’s finally true. I am sincerely jealous of a woman who gets to have an involved and loving husband by her side during her pregnancy. I cannot explain how sad and depressing it was to feel like I was going through my pregnancy alone when I was a single mother.

But let’s not get bogged down in reality and real people’s sadness. Let’s stick to imaginary minor squabbles between a couple none of us know IRL.

I can see how the overprotective “Where’s my royal food-taster?” shtick might annoy Kate when she’s just trying to relax on vacation. I’m sure that the most exclusive island in the world serving the most famous pregnant lady in the world was very careful to take good care of the Duchess. I mean, who would want their husband forbidding them from eating at a restaurant without his watchful eye coordinating the meal?

Still…. I can’t be mad at you Prince William. That type of concern and love for your wife is just too endearing. Or it would be, if any of this was more than pretend scenarios reported as gossip.

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