I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you! Who would’ve guessed that Kim Kardashian, epitome of modesty and privacy, would share her growing baby bump with the world in a risque bikini photo shoot?
Seriously, who didn’t see this coming? We should have known that Kim would book a real bikini photo shoot the minute she started complaining that paps missed her last pregnant beach photo-op. The most surprising thing about Kim Kardashian appearing in DuJour magazine to show off her baby bump is that she didn’t do the “Naked & Pregnant” cover shot. We suppose she still has plenty of time though. The little one isn’t due until July.
The most amusing thing about KK’s latest bump exploitation is the way that she attempts to talk about becoming more private in the interview. She explains that her boyfriend and baby daddy, Kanye West, “taught me a lot about privacy.” She adds, “I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything.”
Kris Jenner better get involved! Her cash cow is about to become less open with their adoring public. This could spell trouble for the over-exposure empire carefully created by Jenner. One of the teens better do something scandalous or Jenner could become desperate.
In fact, Kylie and Kendall need to step it up quickly. Kim doesn’t just talk about getting more private. She talks about ending her reality television run. Two more seasons of the show and Kim is looking to be done, telling the magazine, “I think there’s always an evolution of, you know, what you want to do in life. It’s all about finding things that really excite you and motivate you and spark you all over again.”
We still have two more seasons though. There is plenty of time for pregnant tummy exposing and post-baby body obsessing. Don’t worry guys!