Ladies, you can never start planning for that post-baby body too early!
Better schedule all that stretch-mark removal and plastic surgery appointments around the first trimester. Take a page from Jennifer Aniston, who OK! magazine is alleging is not only pregnant but seriously planning ahead to be a postpartum bombshell thanks to a slew of procedures. Get those breast augmentations on the books STAT, mommies!
Gossip Cop reports that OK!‘s completelyÂ fictitiousÂ rundown of Jennifer Aniston’s post-baby revamping is rooted in how Jennifer isÂ â€śnot going to let motherhood stop her from staying sexy!â€ť And of course the only way to do that is to rack up a completely false receipt of post-baby body essentials. Such asÂ $7,000 laser treatments, $500,000 personal training and yoga instruction, $40,000 for a nutritionist, according to OK!:
â€śWith all the personal training sheâ€™ll do, along with stretch-mark removal, plastic surgery procedures, beauty treatments and style makeovers, she can easily rack up a million dollars getting back into shape,â€ť a so-called â€śinsiderâ€ť tells the tabloid.
Gossip Cop confirms that Jennifer Aniston is not expecting a baby, twins, triplets, or little aliens, despite the “OK!â€™s campaign to impregnate the actress.” But hey, even if Jen isn’t expecting, it’s never ever to early for a lady to start planning for that slamming post-baby body, right? I’m surprised OK! didn’t run “Unpregnant Jennifer Aniston Planning For Her Post-Baby Body!” They can run that, right?