10 Faux Pregnancy Signs I Dare Tabloids To Start Using About Celebrity Pregnancies

"Doesn't Kate Middleton's hair look fat?"

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"Oh, you know Jennifer Aniston's clavicle is looking rounder these days."

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"Baby time! Ann Hathaway is definitely looking curvier in the shoulders."

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"Mila Kunis's eyelids are start to look a bit plumper."

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"Kim Kardashian's throat looks meatier. No?"

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"Is it just me or are Angelina Jolie's elbows looking puffy?"

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"You know Jessica Simpson's knees are looking rounder these days. Bun clearly in the oven."

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"Khloe Kardashian's nose looks exhausted. Baby. On. The. Way."

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"Beyonce's purse is looking mighty bloated these days."

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"Check out that fuller palm on Drew Barrymore. PREGGERS!"

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