Pregnant Holly Madison is due in March and goodness does she have a lot going on. Aside from just, you know, planning for her first child — a baby girl — Miss Former Playboy is also coordinating a move (the pantheon of stress). And just to show off, she’s also planning a wedding right around the corner. All signs point to Extreme Nesting!
The tabloids report that Holly Madison will be wedding boyfriend Pasquale Rotella come beach weather:
“One thing at a time,” Madison, 33, told PEOPLE at Thursday’s premiere of Parker at Las Vegas’s Planet Hollywood. “We totally want to [get married], probably in late summer. We’re going to wait until the baby comes and we get moved in to the house before I start planning any of that.”
You go Holly Madison because I definitely won’t be meeting you at that finish line. Whatever happened to just folding onesies, stockpiling bedding, and randomly deciding to vaccum at 3 a.m? Slacker nesting by today’s standards.
Throwing together a wedding and a new home calls for nothing short of a reality show complete with Extreme Nester ribbons and pregnant ladies frantically scrubbing tiles. Hosted by Holly Madison? Hey, hey, don’t get any ideas there TLC.