You see a safety hazard. I see the next the Benjamin Franklin. That curiosity could take him places.
So glad you parents care more about peace and quiet that your child's possible future as an opera singer. Practice starts early!
Oh yippee. Colors and sounds and ABC's. Why don't you let your child figure out what they're interested in by themselves before you shove your tastes down their throat?
Way to make them dependent on you for a good's sleep. Say hello to insomnia two decades from now.
Lazy! Once you've got those diapers off, that kid should be able to walk anywhere they need to go.
Your child's artistic ability should not be squandered! You must not care at all if you aren't willing to sacrifice your newly painted walls to an infant's mural.
Actually, no. Your child really doesn't need this. C'mon now, be serious.
You're just going to hand them their nourishment in a luke warm plastic bottle? What kind of message is that sending? Make them go out and find that meal themselves!