"I won't tell daddy you had that glass of wine if you don't!"
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"Please make sure I don't end up on STFU, Parents."
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"I won't tell daddy you had that glass of wine if you don't!"
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"Hey guess what, I'm already gay."
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"Why yes, I can tell that you're having third trimester intercourse."
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"When people ask you if you're having twins, it makes me feel fat, too."
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"Just so we're clear, this prenatal yoga class is doing nothing for me."
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"Is it just me or are the other ladies in this birthing class kind of weird?"
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"Keep the crappy baby shower gifts. I'll vomit on them."
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"Your sister is just jealous because I'm a girl."
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"I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR BOOBS (FYI)"
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"So much for the rythm method!"
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"A white cashmere onesie? For serious?"
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"Stop playing that damn Mozart already."
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"It's nice that you're planning on a home birth. I'm planning on you needing a c-section."
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"Enjoy that pelvic floor while it lasts!"
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"You have to pee -- RIGHT NOW!"
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"Hey, you know what I could really go for right now? EVERYTHING!"
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"Ha? You think I'm going to breastfeed?"
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"It's cute the way you talk about attachment parenting."
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"Let's ditch this La Leche League meeting and go get pizza!"
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"Take all the prenatal vitamins you want. I'm still going to community college."
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"You should probably start saving for my college degree, no?"
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"Why the fuck do I need to start learning Mandarin?"
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"I'm glad you think I have your nose in the ultrasound. No, THANK YOU."
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"Oh SUSHI! You daredevil, you."
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