Holly Madison pregnantTalk about major suckage. The former full-time Hugh Hefner girlfriend Holly Madison is expecting a little girl with boyfriend Pasquale Rotella this March. But in the worst of worst timing ever, she’s also coordinating a move to a new home. Oh, how many mothers have been there before.

Holly is understandably ”stressing” at the thought of giving birth in seven weeks and not even having her dream “Alice in Wonderland- themed” nursery in order. No, seriously, she’s actually planning on that:

“It’s going to be Alice In Wonderland-themed and I’m painting all these big murals so you feel like Alice when you walk in — all the tall flowers and all the caterpillar leaves. It’s going to take days to do it.”

Holly found herself on the house hunt after encountering a little trouble over her pink, over-sized doghouse. Her homeowners association reportedly didn’t take too kindly to the design, and with that, it’s onward and upward:

“I’m so antsy to get it done because I feel like the baby is going to come before I get a chance to get in there,” she says. “I’m supposed to be due the first week of March but she’s just going to come whenever she wants to come, so I don’t pay attention to that. I’m ready anytime.”

Come Alice in Wonderland-themed nursery or makeshift crib in the kitchen!

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