• Mon, Jan 14 - 8:36 am ET

Anyone Talking About Anne Hathaway’s Golden Globes ‘Baby Bump’ Is An Idiot

Anne HathawayLast night, the Golden Globes happened. And apparently, Giuliana Rancic decided to act like a high schooler and start a rumor about Anne Hathaway being pregnant.

If you’re like me, you didn’t realize the Golden Globes were even on until after you got the kids in bed. By then, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were through their opening monologue and you figured things were just going to get worse from there, so you decided to clean out your DVR instead. (True Story.)

However, here’s what I’ve gleaned from the morning conversation. On the red carpet, searching for nonsense to fill time and generate controversy, Giuliana Rancic mentioned a rumor she just happened to hear about Anne Hathaway being pregnant. She then went on to suggest that a bun in the oven could be good luck for Hathaway, who has plenty of nominations thanks to her amazing performance as Fantine in Les Miserables. Pregnancy is seen as something of an awards lucky charm, thanks to gestating winners like Catherine Zeta Jones, Rachel Weisz and Natalie Portman.

Even though Hathaway’s reps immediately shot down the suggestion and attempted to reassure the celebrity media that, “No, Anne is not expecting,” the damage was already done. Bloggers and critics immediately started suggesting that Hathaway was sporting a “baby bump” on the red carpet.

The fact that anyone could look at this amazingly thin woman in a trim Chanel couture gown and suggest that she was hiding a protruding abdomen is completely ridiculous. You couldn’t hide a spare bobby pin in this dress. This is not a “bump concealing” outfit.

The suggestion that Hathaway is somehow attempting to conceal a pregnancy is even more absurd when you consider that the actress has been walking every red carpet she can find for the past few months. She’s been promoting her newest movie and the awards buzz it was receiving. She’s been in tight, figure-hugging gowns for weeks now. No one has seen anything other than a really skinny woman wearing really expensive clothes.

Anne Hathaway has been very open about her future plans to have a family. She wants lots of children, both biologically and through adoption. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was, indeed, pregnant.

But the idea that this leading lady was hiding a baby bump under that Chanel gown is ridiculous. This was not some empire-waisted, billowy thing. Hathaway looked thin as thin can be. She might get a bump sometime in the future, but she definitely didn’t have one at the Golden Globes.

(Photo: WENN)

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  • working MOM

    regardless of whether or not she’s pregnant, who gives a damn? i don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with celebrities’ having a baby…often, i think it’s so that they can pick them and their pre and post-pregnancy bodies apart.
    just because rancic shared her pregnancy attempts and entire life story with the world (for a few bucks), doesn’t mean that everyone else wants to.
    it’s tacky and very, very rude.

  • lea

    If you changed “really skinny woman” to “really fat woman” or “amazingly thin woman” to “amazingly large woman”- you’d have a massive outcry on your hands.

    Can’t have it both ways people, it is either not ok to discuss the size and shape of a woman’s body or it is ok. I’m quite amazed at the persistence of this double standard.

    • meg

      It’s about the attitude. No one’s saying “UGH! EAT A SANDWICH, ANNE!” They’re praising her lovely figure that she likely works hard for. Similarly, no one in the article about Adele is telling her to back away from the Oreos already – they’re skewering this idea that pregnancy fundamentally MUST change your body for the negative, and saying simply, she looks nice in a very expensive dress. Which she does.

      You’re allowed to point out that a beautiful woman is beautiful. Why can’t body negativity be off limits, but bodies themselves be celebrated for what they are?

    • lea

      I haven’t read whatever else has been written about Anne’s body, I was simply commenting on this particular piece.

      I disagree that “really skinny woman” is praise. No, the article isn’t outright saying she needs to eat something, but there was nothing in this piece about her working hard for her figure, or praising it either.

      Perhaps that was not the intention of the article, but to me the overall tone was towards the negative.

      I fully agree that bodies should be celebrated, in all shapes and sizes (within the constraints of health, of course), but I didn’t see that here.

  • meteor_echo

    I’m pissed off by the paps who try to force baby bumps onto celebrities. The day when somebody tells them that there won’t be a baby bump and shows them the scars from the tubal will be a day when I’ll party.