I am cool you guys! I am super cool. I listen to all the hip new music like the kids do but I have never heard of Shawty ‘Lo. Ever. But I should have, because I think roughly all of us might be one of his “baby mamas” considering he has like 20 and a new reality show on the Oxygen network calledÂ All My Babiesâ€™ Mamas. OK, so he doesn’t really have 20 baby mamas, he has ten baby mamas, which may be like seven too many. Or something. I don’t know! When does having numerous baby mamas get to be some sort of Pokemon- collecting unacceptable level? Â They even have Poke-esque names! From Jezebel.com:
The women who are the mothers to his children have nicknames like “First Lady Baby Mama,” “No Drama Baby Mama,” “Wanna-Be-Bougie Baby Mama,” and “Baby Mama From Hell” (who describes herself as “outgoing and angry”).
If you would be as so kind to explain to me what Shawty’s 19-year-old girlfriend is doing to his ear with a bobby pin in the clip above I would much appreciate it, or else I will assume she is removing some type of larva insect from his ear canal and I will be forever terrified.
I was totally on board with this unconventional Big Love-esque family situation, they serve dinner together! The kids look adorable! Shawty has not abandoned his children and is being a good dad! But then the baby mamas started talking about “choking each other out” and I became terrified again. The pros of being a baby mama? You can swap clothes and babysitting duties. The cons? Choking a bitch out. Plus, it seems he met most of his baby mamas when they were 17 so Shawty obviously likes them young, so into the Doug Hutchison corner he goes.