If you are acquitted of murdering your two-year-old daughter and you have been in hiding ever since, except for some occasional web videos, then the first thing you would do when you came out of hiding is go to a steak house in South Florida and eat some chicken wings. At least if you are Casey Anthony. According to various news sources, this is just what she did Friday night, accompanied by some bald guy and Pat McKenna, a private investigator who worked on Anthony’s case and also helped clear OJ Simpson. Yes, Casey Anthony was found not guilty in a court of law, but according to 99.99 percent of all humans everywhere (Scientific evidence courtesy of me, famed Internet scientist) she actually did murder her daughter Caylee, or at the very least, she went out boozing it up and sexy dancing and got a bad tattoo and wrote stolen checks for buying lingerie and Bud Light while her daughter was missing. And now Casey Anthony is out of hiding.

Once my dog went missing, because he ran out of the house when one of my kids left the door open and I went insane searching the neighborhood and I called my husband at work crying and my dog was found twelve minutes later and it was the worst twelve minutes of my life! And at no time did I feel like buying sunglasses at Target. And this was just my dog and not one of my babies! If Casey Anthony really didn’t murder her daughter (I can pause while we all roll our eyes here) than at the very least she is the “Most Hated Mom In America” for what she did when Caylee was missing and because of this, she should never be allowed in public to eat chicken wings.

I admit it, I was way too involved watching the whole Casey Anthony trial on television, where I spent many hours yelling at my tv and feeling so sad and depressed about poor Caylee and after the televised courtroom proceedings were over for the day, I also watched too many minutes of Nancy Grace rolling her eyes and saying stuff like “This poor precious baybeeee” and reading about the case. I think a lot of us moms did. It’s hard to fathom this level of evil, especially when it is directed at a child. I was emotionally involved in this case, and because of this, and because of how ungodly sad it made me (and you, of course) we shouldn’t have to deal with the idea that this little girl died in a horrible way and the mother who gave birth to this little girl not only went on a bad-check writing spree while the little girl was missing, she now gets to go out to steak houses for dinner. Why do we have to know about this? Can’t Casey Anthony just move to another country and dye her hair and go eat chicken wings in Tristan da Cunha or somewhere we don’t have to know about it?

Radar Online has photographic proof of this dinner.

Gossip Extra was first to report on Casey’s dinner date and a well placed source, who did not wish to be identified, exclusively confirmed to RadarOnline.com that Casey was indeed in the restaurant on Friday, December 7 around 7 p.m. ”No one wants to be associated with Casey, it’s just such bad publicity,” the source said. “She was really quiet and not that many people were noticing it was her.”

I know some of our more lawyer-y readers will remind me that she was proven not guilty and that she should be able to live out her life in whatever way she wants to, but I still wish she would go very far away so I don’t have to remember how much I loathe her. Being “really quiet” or not, I just wish she would go be really quiet at the bottom of a well somewhere.

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