Kim Kardashian rumors are surfacing that the thirty-one-year-old faux celebrity and Z-list rapper sex tape co-star (with Ray J, cough) may be either pregnant or an attention whore. I’m sorry to use that word, “whore.” Not because I don’t think that Kim Kardashian isn’t an attention-whore, but the word whore sounds all slut-shamey and I don’t want to shame her for being a slut. Just for being obnoxious and sort of irrelevant. And possibly for wasting all that money on her fake-o wedding.

According to our friends at The Examiner.com:

The topic of marriage and children seems to be a constant in the lives of Kardashian and West, who have been dating for roughly half a year following her separation from her ex-husband Kris Humphries last year after just 72 days of marriage.

A few days ago even, Kardashian had taken to her personal Twitter, account, where she updated her 16-million plus followers with the following exchange between her and her mother Kris Jenner.

“Mom- want any coffee? Me- yes please Mom- how do u take it? Me- half coffee half milk. Just make it the color of what my kid would be,” Kardashian tweeted.

Oh, and she wore a dress with a peplum. Which makes people think you are pregnant. Not just that you have dumb taste in fashion.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would have a beautiful baby. But so do lots of other people. And she is all ready making jokes about her maybe baby or pretend baby or one day baby, so I suppose she must have babies on the mind. Or else she is just an attention-whore. She did copy that blabber mouth jerk face Karl Lagerfeld and procured a really cute kitten from Kanye West but when I asked my editor Koa Beck if I could turn that story into a mom-centric post she gave me the crook eye. Which is not easy for Koa to do, pull a mean face, because she has big Bambi eyes and it’s hard for her to look mean.

Because Kim and Kanye always look to me for advice, I think they should just stick with the kitten. And then get married and see if the marriage last longer than a few months before they start birthin’ babies.

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