• Sun, Sep 30 2012

Kim Kardashian May Be Either Pregnant Or An Attention Whore

Kim Kardashian rumors are surfacing that the thirty-one-year-old faux celebrity and Z-list rapper sex tape co-star (with Ray J, cough) may be either pregnant or an attention whore. I’m sorry to use that word, “whore.” Not because I don’t think that Kim Kardashian isn’t an attention-whore, but the word whore sounds all slut-shamey and I don’t want to shame her for being a slut. Just for being obnoxious and sort of irrelevant. And possibly for wasting all that money on her fake-o wedding.

According to our friends at The Examiner.com:

The topic of marriage and children seems to be a constant in the lives of Kardashian and West, who have been dating for roughly half a year following her separation from her ex-husband Kris Humphries last year after just 72 days of marriage.

A few days ago even, Kardashian had taken to her personal Twitter, account, where she updated her 16-million plus followers with the following exchange between her and her mother Kris Jenner.

“Mom- want any coffee? Me- yes please Mom- how do u take it? Me- half coffee half milk. Just make it the color of what my kid would be,” Kardashian tweeted.

Oh, and she wore a dress with a peplum. Which makes people think you are pregnant. Not just that you have dumb taste in fashion.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would have a beautiful baby. But so do lots of other people. And she is all ready making jokes about her maybe baby or pretend baby or one day baby, so I suppose she must have babies on the mind. Or else she is just an attention-whore. She did copy that blabber mouth jerk face Karl Lagerfeld and procured a really cute kitten from Kanye West but when I asked my editor Koa Beck if I could turn that story into a mom-centric post she gave me the crook eye. Which is not easy for Koa to do, pull a mean face, because she has big Bambi eyes and it’s hard for her to look mean.

Because Kim and Kanye always look to me for advice, I think they should just stick with the kitten. And then get married and see if the marriage last longer than a few months before they start birthin’ babies.

(Photo: PCN)

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  • Delia

    Kanye is not a Z list rapper and he is not her sex tape co star!! Get your shit right bitch!

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      No doy, but the reason WHY she is famous, if we are gonna be honest, if for making a sex tape with Ray J, who IS a z list rapper! * There, I added a link so no one else is confused

    • Cyndi

      Jeez harsh much? Easy with the name calling.

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      Kanye has very passionate fans.

    • donnatarantino

      Learn to read!

  • Justme

    How is this an either/or situation? Can she not be both?

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      Awww man, you want a D: all of the above.

  • Lastango

    Attention whore? Pregnant? Both?
    How about None of the Above. I reckon it’s all $trategy and calculation.
    I’m reminded of the fashion merchandisers who drive around black neighborhoods to see what the kids are wearing that hasn’t been mass-marketed yet. Babies is what Team Kardashian came back with at the last planning session, and they’ll ride it for what it’s worth. They’ve probably got a list as long as your arm:
    = Power Kim (carries briefcase).
    = Adventure Kim. (Amazon river. Wears khaki.)
    = Caring Kim (goes to Africa).
    = Current Kim (seen with politicians).
    = Sporty Kim (poses with pack on snowy peak. Got there in a helicopter).
    = Athletic Kim (pretends to be doing crossfit).
    = Xtreme Kim (sits on motorcycle at track. Stunt pro/body double does the riding.)
    = Noir Kim (photographed in thigh boots, talking to prostitutes on a dark corner in Marseille).
    = Mommy Kim (visits a preschool. Uses the toddlers as props).
    = Global Kim (think China, Peru, Samoa. Photographed buying fruit in the market).
    And so on, until she has so much money she just doesn’t care anymore.

    • Scruffles

      Are these all barbies we’ll be able to pop the heads off of?

    • http://www.xojane.com/author/eve Eve Vawter

      I’m totally pre-ordering at Toys R us you guys

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  • RayRay

    But she is a HO!

  • RayRay

    Kim & Kayne would have a beautiful baby? With his HORSE face and her fat ass? You are kidding me!