I’ve been having a very rough week dealing with the news of the Amy Poehler/Will Arnett split, so I’m beyond thrilled that not-divorcing-nor-ruining-my-reality celebrity couple Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer have welcomed their little twins into the world.
From People Magazine:Â
âWe can confirm thatÂ Anna PaquinÂ andÂ Stephen MoyerÂ recentlyÂ welcomed their twinsÂ into the world,â reps for the actors tell PEOPLE exclusively.
âThe babies wereÂ born a few weeks early, but are in good health and bothÂ Mom and DadÂ are overjoyed.â
These are theÂ first children togetherÂ for Paquin, 30, and Moyer, 42, whoÂ were marriedÂ in August 2010.
There is no word on the gender of the babies, so I am going to speculate that they are either a boy, or a girl. Or boys. Or girls. Also, because they were born to the actors Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer and not the characters these actors play on the HBO show True Blood, I will also speculate that these babies are human, and not vampire or fairy babies, and that no one ate them after Anna Paquin delivered them. This is the sort of hard-hitting investigative journalism I write for you people.
I would like to assume that the people who star in True Blood With Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer will probably get the twins some pretty nifty new baby gifts. I just hope we don’t have to hear about how Anna Paquin plans on/has/is going to lose the baby weight. Boring!