Charlize Theron did it, so that must make it glamorous! Holly Madison, formerly Hugh Hefner‘s #1 lady, may have ditched the Playboy Mansion but she’s now on to nurseries.
Thirty-three-year-old Holly tells In Touch magazine that she really wants to be a mother and has already begun the adoption process with mentoring service Hold My Hand. Holly’s new son or daughter will reportedly be from Africa or South Korea. Because Holly is a lady in her 30s, she of course has to justify to the tabloids why she hasn’t exactly gotten around to parenting until now:
Holly faults her trying schedule, which is jam-packed with events and theater roles, as the main reason she doesnâ€™t have a bundle of joy just yet.
â€śI love performing in the theater, and you canâ€™t really do that when youâ€™re pregnant,â€ť the former Girl Next Door star explains.
Other things you probably can’t do while pregnant: be a Playboy bunny, be a sexpot, be a sexpot Playboy bunny who makes a career out of sexpotness. Given our cultural inability to reconcile sexiness and allure with pregnancy or motherhood, you can’t really fault Holly for keeping her body — and therefore her money-maker — baby-free.