Not all parents go to pieces when their kids stumble upon their vibrators. But for many, keeping those toys safely hidden from the eyes of little ones is a big part of sex toy maintenance. The problem is that the house ceases to become solely your own once those kiddies are up and about, running in and out of your office on the perpetual hunt for printer paper to color on. And while they’re crawling around your bedroom, dragging dolls and trucks across the house and yanking open every drawer they encounter, who knows what they’ll find. A simple hunt for that special red crayon could inevitably lead them to your own toy box.
So unless you traffic in locked cabinets or extremely high closet shelves, avoid these places where sex toys are sure to be found.